Fun Facts For Better or Worse... But Mostly Bizarre

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)><em>Fun Facts For Better or Worse... But Mostly Bizarre: The Hilarious Heartbreaking and Utterly Bewildering Ways Humans Have Formalized 'I do' and 'I don't Anymore' Across Civilizations. Take it or leave it.</em></strong></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Step aside Romeo and Juliet; this book is crashing the wedding and bringing the receipts. </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)><em>Fun Facts For Better or Worse... But Mostly Bizarre</em></strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>takes readers on a whirlwind tour through the wild weird and occasionally downright WTF ways humans have gotten hitched and unhitched throughout history.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>From Viking bride prices paid in cows to the ancient Mesopotamian prenups that made modern lawyers blush to a culture that literally marries trees (yes trees) this book asks the eternal question: </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Are we sure this whole marriage thing wasn't a dare?</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> Whether you're a hopeless romantic a jaded divorcee or just someone who enjoys marveling at how strange humans can be when armed with rings and rituals this riotously witty journey through matrimonial madness is for you.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>And don't worry we don't skip the breakups. Because what goes I do must sometimes go I'm done and nothing says civilization like a legally binding meltdown with witnesses.</span></p><p></p><p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Get to laugh and know:</strong></p><ul><li><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>How different cultures have turned love into a bureaucratic performance art: some involving goats others involving ghost spouses.</span></li><li><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>The most absurd divorce rituals ever recorded: including a public shoe-throwing ceremony (yes really).</span></li><li><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Why marriage has survived millennia of chaos: even though most people can't agree on dinner plans.</span></li></ul><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Buy it now and laugh gasp and cringe your way through the most dysfunctional and fascinating relationship saga humanity has ever written</span><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>.</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Love may be eternal but the ways we screw it up are refreshingly diverse. Buy your copy </em><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)><em>TONIGHT!!!</em></strong></p>