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stayed in Italy he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete he told her to mail him a postcard and write Spaghetti on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day about 9 months later he came home to his confused wife. Honey she said you received a very strange postcard today. Oh just give it to me and I'll explain it later he said. The wife handed the card over and watched as her husband read the card turned white and fainted. On the card was written Spaghetti Spaghetti Spaghetti. Two with meatballs one without. One weekend a husband is in the bathroom shaving when the local