Funversations

<p>The pages of this book are filled with witty remarks fun facts and quirky one-liners like these for you to whip out at your next event and spice up your conversations. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Let's turn those boring conversations into funversations!</strong></p><p><strong>When the Conversation is on Families</strong>    </p><p>The Internet went down at our house so I had to spend time with the family.</p><p>They seem like good people.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>When the Conversation is on Aging</strong>        </p><p>My grandmother lived to be 98 and never used glasses. She drank straight from the bottle.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>When the Conversation is on Diet and Exercise</strong></p><p>When I look at chocolate I hear two voices in my head. The first one says: You need to eat that chocolate. Go ahead now. The other voice goes: You heard correctly now eat the chocolate.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>When the Conversation is on Love and Marriage</strong></p><p>My wife's credit card got stolen. I didn't report it because the thief charges less on it than my wife did.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>When the Conversation is on Sports</strong></p><p>Besides getting a base hit single there are 7 ways a baseball player can officially reach first base. </p><p>Name them.       </p><p><br></p>