GAASCRU

One Sunday In 2010 At The Monthly Flea Market In The Famous Rose Bowl In Pasadena California Rapper Bustin' Taboos' Anti-Sports Rap Inspires Eldon Bowman To Found The Great American Anti-Sports Crusade (Gaascru). In 2012 Megamax-Sports-Domes A Multi-Billion Dollar Corporation Helps Elect Coleman Haulk-Football Hero Senator And Sports Fanatic-As President On A Sports Platform Promising A Sports-Dome In Every Major American City. Both The Newly Elected President And Vice-President Die Of Heart Attacks. The Speaker Of The House Becomes The Accidental President Who Has Suspicions About Sports-Domes Intrigues. Meanwhile Mortimer K. Forrester 'The Timber King ' Agrees To Bankroll Gaascru Which Together With The Possible Withdrawal Of Federal Support Panics Megamax-Sports-Domes Into Extreme Measures To Conceal The Zebra Derby Conspiracy. A Cast Of Zany Characters Including A Trio Called The Cosmonuts Question The Mysterious Connection Between Ufos The Seven Deadly Sins And Megamax-Sports-Domes And Discover An Evil Scheme Being Hatched By Sports-Crazed Extraterrestrials. James R. Cooley James B. Jamieson