Garfield's Guide to Everything

In <i>Garfield&#146;s Guide to Everything</i> the philosophizing fat cat weighs in on a whole kit and caboodle of subjects from ecology to astrology Shakespeare to stupidity.<br><br> Sleep &#151; &#147;The best 18 hours of my day&#148;<br> Coffee &#151; &#147;Mother Nature&#146;s Jumper Cables&#148;<br> Dogs &#151; &#147;They contain 90% of the world&#146;s drool supply.&#148;<br> Love &#151; &#147;&#133;is splitting the last piece of pizza.&#148;<br> Exercise &#151; &#147;My favorite spectator sport.&#148;<br> Mondays &#151; &#147;The armpit of days.&#148;<br> Golf &#151; &#147;That&#146;s Scottish for &#145;AAARGH!&#146;&#148;