Gert's MILITARY Surplus

<p>Gert's Military Surplus is a joyful romp of a story starring one Gertrude Bucskaverain.</p><p></p><p>Gert is an overgrown scatterbrained tomboy with ADHD. She runs a misnamed military surplus place. She is joined by Art a government spook; Rodger and Mack a pair of greasy mechanics; and a mysterious girl with burned hands named Beans. Along the way there are high-speed chases dished-out revenge a low- and high-flying MiG jet fighter a tommy gun a rocket-propelled grenade and a curious chicken. All this witnessed by a narrator who rather not have gotten involved in the first place.</p>