Get Waffle Jones

<h1><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Danger. Deceit. Detectives. Drugs. Dark secrets. And a spot of yoga.</strong></h1><h4></h4><h3><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Waffle Jones has a problem: his girlfriend has left him and he's not sure why.</strong></h3><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>It could be because he can't hold down a job is totally unreliable and fritters all their money away on dope lager and chicken bhuna but who knows for sure?</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Still he decides to clean up his life get his act together and win her back. The plan goes swimmingly for the first ten minutes until a large and mysterious bag lands at his feet. What's inside leads to him being pursued across London by villains detectives and yoga instructors.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>So now he has a </span><em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>very</em><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> big problem. If only he was aware of it.</span></p><p></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Fast-paced darkly funny and full of twists romance and moral dilemmas this is London crime fiction with a Guy Ritchie kick and a surprisingly big heart.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>From the Amazon bestselling author of <em>From Nags to Numbnuts</em> and <em>Stable Condition</em> comes this hilarious debut novel.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>******************</strong></p><p></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>What people said about Daniel's other books:</strong></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Couldn't put it down cried with laughter</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Brilliant from start to finish</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Just basically smiled and laughed all the way through</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Hilarious! Actually wee'd myself laughing! Both books are brilliant - you Mr Skinner are a comedy genius!</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Made me laugh start to end</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>I love this book. It's is the funniest of its kind that I have ever read. Laugh out loud!</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Read at your peril - you might just be injured from falling off your couch laughing.</span></p><p></p>