Ghost Memoirs

<p>When Walt Disney World cast members Slappy and Abe die in a car accident on the Irlo Bronson Highway they come up short on a FastPass to heaven and so with nothing better to do they decide to spend their eternal after-lives as ghosts in Disney World.</p><p></p><p>In life Slappy and Abe were slackers who couldn't get a date forgot to pay the rent and had just gotten fired as Disney cast members for riding Tower of Terror during work hours.</p><p></p><p>In death nothing much changed. Stuck on earth they resigned themselves to while away eternity in Disney World (with the occasional side trip to Universal). Until they met Jesus at their funeral. Jesus gave them a mission. Do it right and they'd get bumped up to heaven.</p><p></p><p>So Slappy and Abe embark on an epic quest steeped in 1990s pop culture backstage Disney and a really bad movie about thumb wrestling as they haunt the most morbid place on earth.</p><p></p>