GHOSTS TEXTS AND EXES

<p>If you've ever stared at your phone waiting for a totally into you match to text back (only for them to vanish into the ether) then <em>Ghosts Texts and Exes</em> is your new best friend-and possibly your only date for the evening. This book does what every jaded swiper secretly wants: it spills the tea on the outrageous world of online dating all with a healthy dose of self-awareness and a few well-placed curse words. Think of it as a survival guide for anyone who's ever cringed at a sup? opener or considered taking up professional ghost-hunting just to track down that vanishing Bumble match. The author manages to capture every nauseating infuriating and occasionally hilarious moment that comes with navigating dating apps from the dreaded group-photo profile (who <em>are</em> you?!) to the overconfident text-gamer devouring Doritos while promising you'll never walk again. Yet beneath all the sarcasm and well-timed one-liners there's a surprisingly uplifting core message: yes online dating can be a dumpster fire-but sometimes out of that fire comes a real connection. And even if you don't find your perfect match you'll discover something equally valuable: your own boundaries your own confidence and the reality that life is more than just dating. Family friends hobbies and your passion for work can be just as fulfilling.In short <em>Ghosts Texts and Exes</em> delivers the comedic catharsis you didn't know you needed. Whether you're a seasoned swiper or new to the madness grab a glass of wine (or a stiff drink) and prepare to laugh cringe and maybe even tear up a little. Because if there's one thing this book proves it's that while online dating is a circus at least you can enjoy the show. </p>