Ghoul As A Cucumber

<p><strong>You discover that the three hot AF ghosts who haunt your manor house are madly in love with you. What do you do?</strong></p><p><br></p><p><strong>a. Run away screaming.</strong></p><p><strong>b. Call a priest for an immediate exorcism.</strong></p><p><strong>c. Get a little kooky and spooky with all three of them...together...</strong></p><p><br></p><p>I'm Bree Mortimer and I chose option c.</p><p><br></p><p>That's right - me and my three ghosts are a thing now. I'm officially a #ghostslut and I'm okay with it.</p><p><br></p><p>And now that I've discovered I possess resurrection magic I might just be able to bring them back to life again.</p><p><br></p><p>That is if the dark priests of the Order of the Noble Death would stop raising serial killers from the dead to come after me. And if I can keep my parents and my ex-bully from discovering the truth about my ghostly powers.</p><p><br></p><p>Oh and I should probably figure out why it's impossible to admit that I have feelings for them. I want to jump their bones every second of the day but when I try to say those three little words I get seriously spooked.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>How can you fall in love with someone when they're already dead? </strong></p><p><br></p><p>Bree and her ghostly men are back for another spooky adventure in <em>Ghoul As a Cucumber</em> book 3 of this darkly humorous cosy fantasy series by bestselling author Steffanie Holmes. If you love a sarcastic heroine hot possessive and slightly unhinged ghostly men a mystery to solve and a little kooky spooky lovin' to set your coffin a rockin' then quit ghouling around and start reading!</p>