God is a Mortician

<p><span style=color: rgba(13 13 13 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Prepare for an outrageous laugh-out-loud journey through the cosmos with</span><strong style=color: rgba(13 13 13 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)><em> God Is a Mortician</em></strong><span style=color: rgba(13 13 13 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)> where extraterrestrial absurdity political satire and erotic humor collide in an irreverent sci-fi romp.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(13 13 13 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Aliens from the planet Mortice have discovered a way to extract mental energy from Earth's semi-intelligent inhabitants transforming our world into a cosmic pit-stop for interplanetary travelers. Amidst this chaos we meet Bubba-God to the Jews and Christians-who despite his divine status has developed an insatiable addiction to Peruvian ceviche.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(13 13 13 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Our protagonist Miguel a humble chef abducted to heaven to serve Bubba's culinary cravings finds himself caught in a cosmic web of absurdity. Threatened with an eternity in heaven's kitchen Miguel joins forces with Sho-Shota a Mortician deity turned nymphomaniac in a wild escapade across the galaxy. They shag their way through the stars hijack spaceships and explore alien reproductive habits.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(13 13 13 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Alongside Miguel and Sho-Shota you'll meet Jesus who is embroiled in a scandalous celestial affair and an albino gorilla who just so happens to be the President of Earth. But behind the wild antics lies scorching commentary on organized religion political corruption and the environmental destruction of our planet.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(13 13 13 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Readers have drawn comparisons to </span><strong style=color: rgba(13 13 13 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)><em>The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy</em></strong><span style=color: rgba(13 13 13 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)> and the works of Kurt Vonnegut and Hunter S. Thompson. </span><strong style=color: rgba(13 13 13 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)><em>God Is a Mortician</em></strong><span style=color: rgba(13 13 13 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)> delivers biting satire wrapped in an absurdist sci-fi adventure that explores society's deepest flaws-all while keeping you entertained with its raunchy humor and outlandish characters.</span></p>