GOD SPEAKS The Pastafarian Quatrains

Jon Smith noted anagramic archeologist presents a discovery of monumental religious significance -- the Pastafarian Quatrains. The astonishing truth of this epic masterpiece is that each verse comes directly from the Deity uncontaminated by human hands and fingers. The Quatrains consist of 128 anagram Spaghettigrams -- raw direct and unaltered -- from flying spaghetti monster Himself. Ponder the timeless battle between simple truth and obfuscating illusion. Contemplate sacred Spaghettigrams that are vivid profound and often sexually explicit and vulgar. Learn how to study and meditate; The impediments of anger and passion; and The stirring story of the Quatrain's hero Piggy. REVEALED: The astonishing truth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Pigasus the two iconic figures of thoughtful skepticism. BONUS: The Original Spaghetti Pool the 10000 most meaningful utterances of the FSM! MORE:HOW TO BE A SPAGHETTIGRAM PSYCHIC! Quantum meaningfulness analysis: at least 70%.