Goddess for Hire

A hip chick from Newport Beach California who''s just turned thirty discovered she''s the incarnation of the Hindu goddess Kaliand happens to be unemployed and still livingwith her parents. Saving the world thoughmay prove to be a curry-scented breezecompared to dealing with her extendedIndian family. In their eyes she isn''t just theblack sheep -- she''s low-grade mutton.To make matters worse despite frequent andtherapeutic bouts of shopping and Starbucksand the mentoring of a Taco Bell-lovingCoca Cola-guzzling swami Maya hastrouble just surviving thanks to the attentionsof a Kali-hating fanatic and a matchmaking aunthell-bent on finding her a nice Indian boy. Maya hasno interest in boys. She wants a man and she may have found one.He''s tall dark and gorgeous ... and completely uninterested in her.In the name of all that''s holy and fashionable ...what on Earth is a goddess to do?