Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs

<p><b>A hugely entertaining and riotous re-telling of a classic fairy tale from one of the most original and funny voices in children's books today.</b><br><br>Have you ever heard the story of Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs? Yes you heard right &#150; DINOSAURS. Once upon a time there were three hungry dinosaurs: Papa Dinosaur Mama Dinosaur and ... a Dinosaur who happened to be visiting from Norway. Of course. One day purely on a whim they decided to tidy up their house nice and neat make their beds up all cosy and comfortable prepare delicious hot chocolate pudding of varying temperatures place their chairs <i>just so</i> and go ... SOMEWHERE ELSE. Let's be clear they were definitely NOT setting up a trap for some succulent poorly supervised little girl called Goldilocks who may wander by ... ahem.</p>