Gospel of Zilch & Nada

Null I bring you good news! The Great Nobody in the Sky cares about you! The whole Non-Pantheon is patiently awaiting for your personal arrival into the Great Nothingness that comes After. And whether you become a Non-believer like the Non-Prophet or remain a non-believer the Truth within this Gospel is undeniable: These Deities have NOTHING IMPORTANT to say to you! The Gospel of Zilch & Nada is a blasphemously crude religious parody that makes sense of Everything with Nothing by using the mathematical formulas provided by the Theory of Nothing. The anti-cult cult of Dimensionalism (the Go-Your-Own-Way) loosely followed by the Zilchrealites will rock the world harder than God doing Nothing on the 7th day.