Greetings from Scurf Bay

All human embryos go through an amphibious phase but most of us get over it!</p><p>Dylan Michael Joist can breathe underwater. His DNA was decimated by radiation from his mother's mobile phone.</P><P>In a hilariously irresponsible tale of treasure hunting amongst treacherous sandbanks Michael returns a priceless historical treasure to a Royal Family descended from aliens whose behaviour is certainly out of this world!</P><P>Michael teams up with the beautiful owner of the local seal sanctuary and together they clean up the grotty seaside resort of Scurf Bay. The rising seal population attracts the attention of the world's most magnificent natural predator. This is a problem for a small amphibious boy who wants to spend all of his spare time underwater. Fully protected by the law in most civilized countries Michael's foe like many foolhardy tourists made the mistake of coming to Scurf Bay without realizing what it was letting itself in for.</P><P>Can the resourceful inhabitants of Scurf Bay save themselves without harming their giant unpredictable guest? It is up to Michael risking his own life in the process and utilizing the latest research in shark behaviour to reclaim his bay.</P><P>Rip-roaring adventures <I>under</I> the high seas!</P>