Greetings from the Missouri State Fair and Other Misadventures

Are you a fan of Black Friday shopping? Im not but that didnt stop my wife from taking me with her on a journey with all the pushing shoving biting screaming and kicking of the post-Thanksgiving rush. How about the Missouri State Fair? No time? Too far away? Too hot and humid? We will journey to the fair from the comfort of your home. Take in the sights and sounds of not only attending the fair but partaking in it. There will be a little of everything: the attack of the giant wienie sneaky underwear memories of playing in pig dirt and racing barrels. or is that barrel racing? Well roll our trailer. clean over the guard rail enter our roosters Cocky-did-a-do-do and Breaking Wind in the rooster crowing contest and learn if there is such thing as chicken Viagra. We can go trout fishing at a state park. Who fell in? Do fish like minnows better if they are kept warm in your mouth? One thing is certain we will have fun.