Guardian Angel

<p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(249 249 249 1)>Disclaimer:</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(249 249 249 1)>The genre of this novel is classified under fiction meaning it is completely made-up. Narrated through the voice of a slightly befuddled and misguided angel it has no basis in real-world phenomena. The author has permitted the whims of her imagination to take a reckless journey through a series of mishaps and miscommunications that have nothing to do with reality-based events. For example the bank heist search for a local missing teenager and trips to astral planes where souls meet and discuss their next life are entirely made up.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(249 249 249 1)>The characters depicted in this book-Daphne the nervous housewife Dominick the perky ex-prostitute and Claire the heiress to a family fortune-are purely fictional. An easy-peasy three-step program to becoming a guardian angel has never been proven has no basis in reality and bazillions of people do not believe in angels all together so do not bother fact-checking.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(249 249 249 1)>Warning: Do not use the information contained in this novel as gospel as the steps to becoming a guardian angel might be more complicated than depicted. Even as a professional following the information in this novel as a guide is likely dangerous.</span></p>