Guest Who'S Sleeping in My Bed?

Will My Bed Accommodate Their Love For Schnitzel? I Discover Later That Fourteen Pancakes Are Not Enough For My German Friends. One Roll Of Toilet Paper For Two People Should Last Two To Three Days. I Am Wrong. I Left The Plastic Mouse In Their Bed By Accident. They Said Nothing Yet They Left The Mouse In The Made Bed When They Left. I Love Them. Thank You For Hurling Your Dirty Shoes On My Bed. You Are A Class Act. I Love The Guest Bedroom; It Smells Like A Middle School Locker Room. It Reminds Me Of Cheerleading . . . In A Bad Way. I Have Developed Supersonic Hearing. When I Hear That First Toilet Flush In The Morning I Know Its Showtime! High Heels Slap On That Fall Don My Apron Apply Lip Gloss And Serve That Breakfast With A Smile. What Song Will I Sing? What Stories Will I Tell? Dang! They Do Not Speak English. No Worries. My Mime Experience Is Always A Hit.