Guy Psycho and the Ziggurat of Shame

<p>Guy Psycho and the Postmodernaires don’t have the credit to outlast the week when an enigmatic billionaire offers them five million dollars for a private performance of their lounge act.</p><p>Somehow that performance includes re-enacting an ancient Assyrian epic deep inside a mountain in Tennessee in the sub-basement of a mountainside mansion that leads all the way to ancient Mesopotamia.</p><p>To escape Guy and his bandmates must retrieve a rumored thirteenth tablet of <em>Gilgamesh</em>. If they don’t they can’t spend the five million and worse they’ll be 5000 years early for their gig at the Sabre Room.</p>