HA! (Humanity's Absurdities)

<p>HA! (Humanity's Absurdities) - <strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>From the mind of a retired harpsichord psychologist this book touches upon the meaning of life in much the same way that a misplaced moist towelette does not. </strong><em style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>HA! is a sardonic parody rife with irony satire and lampoons of every-day drivel-laden gibberish. Complete with a glossary of insightful and meaningless original vernacular this volume will exercise your mind and keep you laughing grinning or smirkingly amused as you try to discern fiction from fabrication or mere falsehood. Replete with yasplarian and spongnacious content that may be ambiguous biguous or even tribiguous but almost never factual. </em></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(14 16 26 1)>In this stunning debut entry into the humor genre Dr. Remo Perini Poet Scientist Harpischord Psychologist and winner of the rarely celebrated </span><em style=color: rgba(14 16 26 1)>Insignificance Award for Unknown Literature</em><span style=color: rgba(14 16 26 1)> dives into an elaborate portrayal of Humanity's Absurdities which is abbreviated </span><em style=color: rgba(14 16 26 1)>HA!</em><span style=color: rgba(14 16 26 1)> As an author who aspires to become fictional Perini looks at the world from an oblique angle and serves up ten mind-widening chapters of gibberish drivel and insanity that demonstrate respect for but complete misunderstanding of History Writing the Arts Sports Science and Medicine. The range of topics is further extended with the inclusion of periodical sections such as Missed Connections For Rent Employment For Sale and Entertainment that includes a crossword puzzle based on newly introduced jargon. Given that the majority of the content is drivel Perini presents a </span><em style=color: rgba(14 16 26 1)>Drivelometer</em><span style=color: rgba(14 16 26 1)> to measure drivel content based on minimizing facts. With two co-authors who coincidentally have the same nickname </span><em style=color: rgba(14 16 26 1)>Tweebs</em><span style=color: rgba(14 16 26 1)> we learn that those contributors are sock puppets one a right-foot white athletic sock the other a left foot black dress sock. Despite these differences both Tweebs' believe in their right to shoes. </span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>The book's preface (which follows the t</span><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>emplicative </span><span style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>dedication a t</span><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>aperstrian </span><span style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>foreword drivelword apologies a frontword acknowledgements and an early </span><em style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>about the author</em><span style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>) provides a history of humor and explains in the subsequent prolog that the backstory for this book is the </span>original formation of the universe. <span style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>With ten chapters Perini covers a lot of ground including in</span> <em>Science and Medicine</em> the <em>Inter-Steve Bypass</em> that allows two people named Steve to share brains and a description of the many <em>Acts of Kindness</em> that people can perform to make the world a better place such as <em>Mow your neighbor's lawn immediately after they finish mowing their lawn</em> or s<em>tand at the end of a salad buffet and ask each customer Would you care for some fresh parsley? </em><em style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>HA!</em><span style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)> is a book that will be equally enjoyed by both intellectuals and the institutionalized with stories that can be read over and over </span>each time with continued appreciation for the art and unlimited humor of unrestrained drivel<span style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>.</span></p>