Habitat Man

Worms have more purpose than Tim and a better love life. They break waste down into rich fertile soil; Tim just makes the rich richer. Worms copulate for three hours at a time whereas the closest thing Tim has to love is his lesbian friend Jo. Salvation comes from Jos flaky niece Charlotte who asks him three profound questions. Inspired he sheds his old life to become Habitat Man giving advice on how to turn gardens into habitats for wildlife. His first client is the lovely Lori. Tim is smitten but first he has to win round Ethan her teenage son. Tim loves his new life until he digs up more than he bargained for something that threatens to bring out all the skeletons in his cupboard.