Hahrper & the Thing

Steven Isaac Hahrper Has Devoted His Life To The Absurdly Romantic Pursuit Of Women He Barely Knows. What Hahrper Doesn'T Know, Is That He Is Haunted By A Terrible Monster...An Ancient Thing Which Feeds On Hahrper'S Senseless, Fathomless Lust. When Hahrper Tires Of Hollow Affairsand Meets A Woman With Whom He Could Share True Lovethe Thing Refuses To Let Hahrper Go. True Love Contains No Nourishment For The Thing. And It Will Not Lose Its Fantastic Meal-Ticket Hahrper.And, Oh, What High Jinks Ensue...Terrifying Visions. Devastatingly Erotic Visions. A Full-Length Pornographic, Yet Moralistic Dr.Seuss-Style Story. Trips To Fully-Realized Personal Hells For Hahrper And All His Friends. More Naked Women Than Even Hahrper Could Shake A Stick At. And, Of Course, A Climactic Battle Fought Atop A Fifteen Hundred Foot Replica Of Hahrper'S Own Medium-Sized Pink Penis.All This Pulse-Pounding, Boob-Filled Action Is Accompanied By Such Timeless Steve Hahrper-Penned Songs As: "Scrumdillyicious Poontang", "Magnet Face", "Why There Must Be Titty-Bars In Heaven:", "On The Slopes Of Sarah", And "All Roads Lead To My Dick"...To Name A Few.A Modern Fable About The Triumph Of True Love...And The Boundless Idiocy Of The Human Male.