Haiku For Guys

Haiku is a traditional Japanese poetry form using just seventeen syllables divided into three lines of 5-7-5 respectively. And traditionally the subject of Haiku is nature.</P><P>Forget tradition.</P><P><B>GUY HUMOR</B> is about sex women sports and beer mostly. Larry Rogak -- a guy if there ever was one -- has taken Haiku and <B>PIMPED IT</B> into a vehicle for <B>GUY HUMOR.</B></P><P>No more poems about sunsets lotus blossoms and dragonflies. <I>HAIKU FOR GUYS</I> has poems called <B>SEX WITH A DOG; BREASTS; BEER AND PISS;</B> and <B>THE ZEN OF TAKING A DUMP.</B> Here get a load of this one:<P><B>LESBIANS</B></P><P>They like to watch sports</P><P>Wear flannel shirts look at chicks</P><P>Heck they're just like us!</P><P>Right away you can see this is no ordinary book of poetry.</P><P>Best of all Larry Rogak explains to <B>GUYS</B> how to use this book to <B>GET OVER WITH CHICKS.</B></P><P>This is the PERFECT book to read while pinching a loaf or just loafing. And won't she be impressed to see you reading a poetry book!</P><P><I>HAIKU FOR GUYS</I> is not only fun to read it may help to disguise the pig that you are.</P>