Half A Prayer

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>TERROR LURKS BELOW AND IT'S ABOUT TO SURFACE.</strong></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>My name is Bill Ryder. With Armageddon rapidly approaching you'd think I'd have my priorities straight but you'd be wrong. Sidelined from action and with too much time on my hands I'm stuck obsessing about the ladies in my life lethal as most of them might be. Too bad it's a distraction I can ill afford.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>An unstoppable terror from the dawn of time has awoken deep beneath the Earth and it's headed my way. To make matters worse I've been deemed a traitor by the Draculas the ruling coven of the vampire nation. With rampaging rock monsters on one side and pissed off vamps on the other it's time to pull my head out of my ass.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>As the world crumbles to pieces around me I'll have to find a way to muster my waning courage master my janky powers and rise to the destiny I've been trying so long to deny. Because if I don't then getting my rocks off will be the least of my worries.</span></p><p></p><p>-----------</p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>Half A Prayer is an action-packed adventure filled with hilarious twists and spine-chilling terror. For fans of </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>Shayne Silvers</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)> </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>Jim Butcher</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)> </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>John P Logsdon</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)> or </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>Kevin Hearne</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)> The Tome of Bill vampire comedy series is an absolute must-read.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>Don't miss out on this thrilling rollercoaster! Start reading today and get ready to </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>die</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)> laughing.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Content Warning: adult language violence gore sexual situations sophomoric humor</span></p>