Hand Jobs for the Whole Family

<p><strong>Hand Jobs for the Whole Family: The Complete Collection</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Gather your loved ones roll up your sleeves and set off on an unforgettable and joyously absurd journey where your hands become the ultimate tools for adventure and hilarity in the full collection of Hand Jobs for the Whole Family!</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><em>Hand Jobs for the Whole Family: The Full Collection</em> brings together <strong>Volumes 1-3 and the Christmas Edition</strong> of the hilariously heartwarming series that has readers everywhere laughing (and questioning their life decisions). Each page is filled with hands-on helpful activities for the whole family packed with double entendres that will have adults in stitches.</p><p></p><p>This delightful collection invites readers to explore a world of timeless hand jobs that spark imagination creativity and uncontrollable laughter. From <em>busting a nut</em> to <em>pole dancing</em> <em>pounding your dough</em> and <em>blowing your load</em> (with a snowblower of course) every volume turns everyday tasks into extraordinary adventures.</p><p></p><p>Whether you're helping a child build a <em>one-night stand</em> (a bedside table) <em>eating pussy</em> (feeding the cat) or <em>calling some hookers</em> (tow trucks) this series is a wild ride of innocent fun with a twist of not-so-innocent humor.</p><p></p><p>Perfect for anyone with a good sense of humor this collection makes a brilliant gag gift for new parents grandparents friends co-workers (depending) and even enemies. And with the festive cheer of the Christmas Edition it's the gift that keeps on giving.</p><p></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Note: This book is intended solely for comedic and satirical purposes and should not be taken seriously. The content within is a work of parody often exaggerating or twisting reality (very poorly) for humorous effect. It may contain mature themes and content that may not be suitable for all audiences. Reader discretion is advised. The author and publisher assume no responsibility for any misinterpretation or offense taken as a result of reading this book. Remember it's all in good fun!</strong></p>