Handsome

As a horny little kid Holly Lorka had no idea why God had put her in <br>the wrong body and made her want to kiss girls. She had questions: Was <br>she a monster? Would she ever be able to grow sideburns? And most <br>importantly where was her penis? <p/> <p/><br>The problem was it was the 1970s so there were no answers yet. <p/> <p/><br>Here Lorka tells the story--by turns hilarious and poignant--of her romp <br>through the first fifty years of her life searching for sex love <br>acceptance and answers to her questions. With a sharp wit endearing <br>innocence and indelible sense of optimism she struggles through the <br>awkward years (spoiler: that's all of them) and discovers that what she <br>thought were mistakes are actually powerful tools to launch her into a <br>magical--and ridiculous--life. <p/> <p/><br>Oh and she discovers that she can buy a penis at the store too.