Hard Code

My new assignment at work: test out toys. Yup that kind.Well technically its to test the app that controls the toys remotely.One problem? The showgirl whos supposed to test the hardware (as in the actual toys) joins a nunnery.Another problem? This project is important to my Russian boss the broody mouthwateringly sexy Vlad a.k.a. The Impaler.Theres only one solution: test both the software and the hardware myself... with his help.NOTE: This is a standalone raunchy slow-burn romantic comedy featuring a quirky nerdy heroine her hot mysterious Russian boss and two guinea pigs who may or may not be into scissoring each other. If any of the above is not your cup of tea run far far away. Otherwise buckle in for a snort-water-up-the-nose-funny feel-good ride.