Hard Ware

<p>So my Chihuahua humped a bear. Excuse me a giant bear-like dog.</p><p> </p><p>Now the bear's scorching hot owner is on my case demanding an STD test... for my pet.</p><p> </p><p>Another problem with this dog-on-dog molestation? The bear's mysterious owner may be the key to funding my new venture and taking my toys company to the next level. And by toys I mean the fun kind the kind every woman (and man) needs.</p><p> </p><p>If only I could figure out what he's hiding-or get my libido to behave. Because mixing business and pleasure is a bad idea and Dragomir Lamian may not be who he seems.</p><p> </p><p><em>NOTE: This is a standalone raunchy slow-burn romantic comedy featuring a confident toy-obsessed heroine who knows every Russian superstition under the sun her meet-cute with a hot mysterious stranger and two oversexed dogs one of which may have a special toy of his own. If any of the above is not your cup of tea run away now. Otherwise buckle in for a laugh-out-loud feel-good ride.</em></p>