Have You Ever Seen a Unicorn in Real Life?

<p>Have you ever seen a unicorn in real life?</p><p><br></p><p>Bigfoot. The Loch Ness Monster. El Chupacabra. These are just a few of the amateurs who keep getting caught on camera.</p><p><br></p><p>The world of unicorns is much more mysterious...filled with magical loners and fantastical curmudgeons. You've never seen a unicorn because we are majestic creatures who wish to remain private (and we all know unicorn wishes always come true)!</p><p><br></p><p>You can keep trying but we're far too fast clever determined and...well...grumpy to ever get caught.</p><p><br></p><p>Good luck dweebs.</p><p><br></p><p>Take a fun sarcastic tour through the lives of unicorns with a first-hand account from one herself. This quick read is sure to be revisited countless times by parent and kid alike for the quick wit and visual humor.</p>