Heart on for Dragon

<p><strong>I've got a Heart on for my Dragon and nuthin' stops a Brown Witch - not even you!</strong></p><p> </p><p>Valentine's Day went off without a hitch. Love was in the air. Arrows were flying. The chocolate-covered cherries were extra good and...<br>Drum roll please...<br>My hunka-hunka-burning love returned from parts unknown.<br><br>Everything was wonderful. The world was in love. I was in love. Even Bernie smiled for half-a-second<br>And then it happened...<br>Bibiddy-bobbity- blech-ack-gag-gag-gag!<br><br>Whisked across the galaxy thrown into a hole in the ground and separated from my Dragon my happily ever after was brutally rebuffed and Goddess help us all somebody touched my butt!<br>This crap will not stand!<br><br>Just let me get my Magic back and I'll be opening a can of whoop ass and not even asking for initials or my name's not Violet E. Brown Witch Extraordinaire and Keeper of the Spark of Love!<br><br>Watch out bad guys! Back up Spiorpion! My spellin' fingers are cocked and Bernie's fit to be tied! We're coming to save my Dragon Man jerk a knot in your tail and send you back to the Hell from whence you came.<br><br>Valentine's Day may be over but the Love only stops when I say so. That's my gig. That's who I am. Amoré is what I do! Ya' hear me Bad Guy?<br><br><br> </p>