Heartbreak Beach House

<p>If my nana is watching from the afterlife she's gotta be pretty ticked off at me right now. I'm down here converting the gracious beachfront Victorian she left me into a tattoo studio right on Sizzle Beach. She might even be as aggravated as the new lifeguard patrolling my stretch of beach seems to be.</p><p>Every time I turn around Wade Elagado is there with his stern frowns and bossy lectures. He thinks I need a minder to keep me out of trouble. I think if he's serious then he'd better bring a paddle.</p><p>I've never been good at following rules and I sure don't plan to start now.</p>