Heavy Petting

<p>Sadie Klutzman didn't mean to get wine-drunk and download a dating app on a Tuesday night but here we are. Thirty-six divorced emotionally dependent on cheese and convinced her clitoris went into witness protection Sadie's not exactly thriving-but she's trying. Enter Darren McGrady: IT support tech cat dad to five emotionally unstable felines and accidental viral sensation thanks to a rogue tabby bite. He's not suave. He's not ripped. He's just... real. And maybe exactly what Sadie didn't know she needed.</p><p>What starts with a clumsy dating app swipe turns into a series of hilarious awkward heart-tugging encounters that include poop attacks disastrous first dates painful honesty and the slow terrifying crawl toward actual connection. There are no fade-to-black fantasy scenes here-just gloriously realistic sex emotional intimacy and the kind of love story built on laughter honesty and the occasional bodily function mishap.</p><p><em>Heavy Petting: A Real Love Story</em> is a refreshingly raw romantic comedy about two people who've been broken burned and bruised-and still decide to try anyway.</p>