Help Lord I Married A Golfer

<FONT face=Times New Roman color=#4a442a size=4><FONT face=Times New Roman color=#4a442a size=4><FONT face=Times New Roman color=#4a442a size=4><P align=center>The Code</P><DIR><DIR><P align=left>1. Never never ever tell him to Take his clubs and shove them (at least not where he can hear you).</P><P align=left></P><P align=left>2. Hit not thy husband with an iron!</P><P align=left></P><P align=left>3. No aiding and abetting golf equipment (this includes backing over it with the car).</P><P align=left></P><P align=left>4. Sell not thou husband's golf clubs in a garage sale.</P><P align=left></P><P align=left>5. Thou shall not put his golf tees in the fire place.</P><P align=left></P><P align=left>6. Thou shall not become a heckler.</P><P align=left></P><P align=left>7. The score card is the little black book you don't throw away.</P><P align=left></P><P align=left>8. Golf carts are driven over bridges not into them.</P><P align=left></P><P align=left>9. Trophies are not paperweights.</P><P align=left></P><P align=left>10. You do NOT get a parking privilege for his handicap.</P></DIR></DIR><P></P></FONT></FONT></FONT>