Hilarious Things That Kids Say

How do old people die? I can't watch Flubber! There's too much animosity! I can't use my kite! The wind isn't working today. You didn't tell me clouds move? What else haven't you told me? I want to become a scientist so I can pick up chicks. I broke my milk! I don't like Darth Vader. He's just... too tall. I got salmonella from a creme egg. Voldemort doesn't have a nose. That means he can't sneeze. EVER! When I grow up I want to be a tiger. I'm so hungry I could eat a large portion of food! Saturn is my favourite planet because he has a hula hoop. My Mummy never drinks and drives. She only drinks when she is stuck in traffic.