Hills I'll Probably Lie Down On: 4 (Crash Test Parents)

Choose your battles.Its sage advice. But most parents before becoming parents dont have a clue just how many battles kids will place in front of them with seemingly endless energy to engage. Choose your battles becomes a life-saving measure when one has kids. Knowing when to stand your ground and when to lie down is imperative in the face of such admirable yet aggravating persistence.From the voice behind the popular Crash Test Parents blog comes a brand new collection of comical essays about the challenges and joys of parenting. With measured wit and eloquence Rachel exposes the universal challenges of leaving the house with kids traveling with kids putting kids to bed eating with kids and largely daily life lived with kids.Hills Ill Probably Lie Down On includes hilarious and entertaining essays like: 10 Things Youll Give Up When You Become a Parent Surprise! Were Doing the Same Thing We Did Last Night! Why Im a Parent Who Doesnt Care Hoarders: Kids Edition This is Every Family Dinner Youve Ever Had Why Does My Towel Smell Like Butt? How to Parent: In 39 Confusing Steps Dear Concerned Reader: Wouldnt You Like to Knowand many more.Hailed as The Erma Bombeck of a new generation of parents Rachels fourth full-length book of humor essays in the Crash Test Parents series will cure every parents reluctance to say: These are the hills we wont die on. Rachel is the wife of one man and the mother of six young boys who daily give her inspiration for comical essays. Her work can often be seen on Huff Post Parents Scary Mommy Babble and Motherly. She lives with all her males in San Antonio Texas.