Himbo Hitman

<p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>What do you do when you're a hit man ... who's terrible at his job?</strong></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>At first I thought it would be an easy payday. A few pew pews for bad people a couple of suitcases of cash for me. People have done worse for an honest living. Probably. </span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>The problem is that after a couple of jobs I've never actually managed to unalive someone and not for lack of trying. Apparently a basic requirement of a hitman is being a good shot. </span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Despite my constant duck-ups-that my boss knows nothing about-I'm given another name and I very nearly follow through. Only after obliterating this guy's ear and his fervent pleading to spare him I've sent him into hiding and collected the cash anyway.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>But wanted people are hard to hide and bad guys don't like paying big money for loose ends. </span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Now that Van Gogh has shown his face again-sans ear-I've scammed my way into his security team which is sort of ideal since I'm now highly wanted as well. </span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Unfortunately we have some trust issues to work through from our meet-shoot and with the gorgeous bastard's brother missing he refuses to lay low until they're reunited.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>I'm not sold on the plan honestly but this guy has me questioning my sexuality along with my career path and I'm at the point where I'm determined to see a job through to the end.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Or die trying. </span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>But hey at least then I'd finally deliver a body.</span></p><p></p>