Hoist the Flag

<p><em>Click to send... and I'm outta here.</em></p><p><br></p><p>Being the infamous fairy tale 'Jack' isn't as glamorous as it sounds. My entire life has been a series of memes-before they were even invented!</p><p><br></p><p>My current 'Jack' title is companion to the Ice Queen-who spent the first couple of years singing <em>that song-</em>but my sentence here is almost over. I'm going to make a run for it to retire with my shaker of salt on an island in the Caribbean while I drink piña coladas.</p><p><br></p><p>Before I leave I realize my heart wasn't as frozen as I thought and I have to save Queenie from her evil sister. We make a plan to escape together after the Yule celebration but even that falls victim to my legendary bad luck.</p><p><br></p><p>Enter two bumbling pirates who were playing Robin Hood a monkey and a sea voyage to our permanent hiding place...only to trip over a bottle on the beach that contains a mysterious map to a legendary graveyard filled with famous treasure the moment we arrive.</p><p><br></p><p>My spill draws the attention of our pirate friends and two other local hotties who can't resist damsels in distress.</p><p><br></p><p><em>Insert eyeroll here. </em></p><p><br></p><p>My girl and I didn't ask to be conscripted on an adventure with two shifter pirates a masseuse a demi-god and a merman who think we're on the menu but here we are.</p><p><br></p><p><em>Maybe I should have taken the Ice Queen's musical advice when I first arrived ?</em></p>