Hoof

<p>This irreverent thrilling dark comedy will have you laughing out loud and hoping for mercy for murder and probably for a Frisbee! But Sera doesn't know that as she stands in front of The B****'s house thinking of all the ways her best friend manipulated and abused her through the years.</p><p>So many many friends did the exact same things to her. What was <em>wrong </em>with her? She'd always been a <em>good</em> friend. A <em>nice </em>friend. In fact she had been so nice that her <em>friends</em> chewed her up and spit her out. </p><p>Not anymore. </p><p>When Sera decides to become a serial killer she is the first person to question her sanity. Being a serial killer isn't for everyone. She knows that. It's a lot of hard work. You have to select victims find ways to kill them wipe up your prints and worst of all you have to dispose of the bodies. </p><p>Still after being gaslit for years it's the only way to reclaim her sanity. </p><p>It's fine. She has a list. She has a Prius and she has a bit of rope left over from the last time she moved. She's got this. </p><p>All she has to do is get in some quick practice abduct a victim or two and she'll be well on her way to achieving her ultimate goal of killing The B**** and everyone else who wronged her. </p><p>Even when it's deadly fulfilling her destiny of becoming a serial killer is bound to be fun-for you for her it might be a little problematic. That doesn't matter though. Sera has to defeat The B****. She knows this. We all know this because unfortunately we<em> all</em> have a B****.</p>