Hoofin' It: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count): 2

All Shane wanted was to get away from the wreckage of his career for a while. He picked New York City to provide him with a distraction from his early unwanted retirement from the police force. New York City delivered distracting him with three corpses and a miniature llama with a spitting problem and an attitude. If he wants to return to a normal life hell have to face off against a sex trafficking ring targeting the woman of his dreams ancient vampires murderous criminals his parents and an FBI agent with a hidden agenda. Some days it isnt easy being an ex-cop. Warning: This novel contains excessive humor action excitement adventure magic romance and bodies. Proceed with caution.