Hook: Death Wish

Pish. Pillagin drinkin and wenchin are a pirates callings but dont steal from dwarves-they hate the competition.Pirate life aside all I have ever wanted was a safe place for the Lost Boys I rescued. Ambition may have led me to overstep my bounds. When my theft was discovered the dwarves launch a devastating sneak attack against my island nation home.This time Ive started a war. What can I say? I regret getting caught. I stand ready to fight for my people but the odds are grim. Hunting submarines with a sailing ship is a new one even for me. Guess Ill be making this up as I go. Should I fail those bastards will murder everyone including the children.Captain Hook