Hosed

<p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)><em>The world's sexiest firefighter is about to get a second chance with the virgin next door...</em></strong></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>He's bossy arrogant and so ridiculously hot he should come with a warning label and a pair of flame retardant coveralls.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>He's also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high school.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>I want to move in next door to Ryan O'Dell the way I want to be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister's sex toy factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Yeah I'm the world's oldest virgin code-writing nerd.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>And he's the world's hottest firefighter.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>And even though he intimidates the heck out of me I can't seem to control my libido when he's around.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Seriously.... Have you seen them? Anyone?</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Maybe they're hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Yeah I know. I'm hosed.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>So hosed.</span></p><p><br></p><p><em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Hosed is a steamy fun romantic comedy between a firefighter and the virgin nerd next door complete with a pet raccoon scandalous gossip and dildo football. (No really.) This romance has no cheating or cliffhangers and ends with a banging hot happily ever after.</em></p>