Hospital Hijinks: A Patient's Memoir

Whats so funny about dying?Nothing really but if you focus on the pain and the suffering while you are stuck in the hospital youre going to be mighty depressed.Why not look for the humor in the situation or create amusing situations and have some fun pranking the nurses and hospital personnel?Read about one patients snarky attempts to keep himself amused while suffering from several different and potentially life-ending situations.Like the time he got tired of nurses doctors and other hospital personnel coming in and without a word just whipping up his hospital gown to check his wound.Forget modesty.Little Ricky and the twins would be exposed to harsh lighting with no warning causing defensive shrinkage. The next time someone lifted his gown they were greeted by a black garter belt stuffed with one dollar bills. He told them You want to take a peek you have to pay a buck!Warning: If you are a woman prone to judging with comments like Youre so immature! this is not the book for you.For the rest of you enjoy some naughty fun!