How Jesus Heals Horny

<p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>How Jesus Heals Horny is the book I wish had been given to me when I was trapped in darkness wandering around in New York City bars and porn theaters searching for someone or something to make me stop hurting.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>I was a very promiscuous man. My friend Kevin summed it up well one day when he said Good Lord Robert. I did the math and can safely say that only Rogaine has been on more men than you. Kevin has a way with words.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>The first chapter of this book is titled The Birth of a Human Toilet. You can figure out the rest. There I warned you.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Oh yeah I wanted to make this book funny while sharing what I have learned about Jesus. I hope I succeeded.</span></p>