How Many Men?

Its Probably Fair To Presume That Youve Already Dated Too Many Menwhen You Innocently Visit B&Q On A Saturday Morning With Yourmum For A Simple Gardening Product And Have To Practically Run Out Ofthe Shop . . . Whilst Scurrying Out Of B&Q And With Her Mum Catchingon Faster Than Imagined Charlie Then Had To Ignore Pleading Commentsof Oh But He Seemed Such A Nice Boy And Youre Dad Loved Him! Letsnip Back And Say Hello! Charlie Was Trying To Decide What Was Worse; Thefact That She Couldnt Even Be Civil With Any Of Her Exs Or The Fact Thatshe Completely Forgot That This Particular One Had Even Existed . . . Ohgod How Many More Were There?