How Not to Die at Secondary School

<p>Starting secondary school is a bit like being dropped into the wilderness... with a timetable a PE kit you've already lost and at least one teacher who definitely drinks too much coffee.</p><p><strong><em>How Not to Die at Secondary School</em></strong> is a hilarious brutally honest survival guide for anyone facing the chaos of UK secondary school - from Year 7 newbies to exhausted Year 11s who are still traumatised by cross-country.</p><p>Inside you'll discover:</p><p></p><ul><li>How to survive your first day without crying in the toilets</li><li>The unspoken rules of corridors lunch queues and group chats</li><li>Teachers: the legends the lunatics and the ones who live for detentions</li><li>Friendship drama glow-ups glow-downs and sudden personality changes</li><li>Homework meltdowns PE nightmares and exam-season panic</li><li>How to stay confident when everything feels awkward and overwhelming</li><li></li></ul><p>Packed with real-life school truths ridiculous situations and laugh-out-loud advice this book helps students feel seen understood and far less alone in the madness.</p><p>It's not just funny - it's quietly reassuring. Because if you're struggling you're not broken... you're just in secondary school.</p><p>Perfect for:</p><p></p><ul><li>Students aged <strong>10-16</strong></li><li>Children starting <strong>Year 7</strong></li><li>Parents who want to help without cringing</li><li>Teachers who secretly know it's all true</li><li></li></ul><p>Whether you're worried about fitting in surviving lessons or simply making it through the day without emotional damage this book proves one important thing:</p><p><strong>You're not bad at school. School is just weird.</strong></p><p></p>