How Not To Get Married: A rather fine Bridezilla

The top seven things I wanted to do with my life... 1. Meet The One 2. Convince The One that Im not a mentalist 3. Get him to propose before he finally figures it out 4. Have best wedding EVER 5. Live happily ever after on post-wedding high 6. Have attractive female child who I can regale with tales of mummys big day 7. Re-evaluate my priorities What human people are saying about this book... This is a SPLENDID book and made me laugh so much I leaked. Feel free to use that quote on the cover Rach... My Editor I had a lovely day out Grandma What do you MEAN you didnt enjoy your wedding? Mum Who are you and why do you keep talking to me? Mother at school gate I did not enjoy this book Sister What do you MEAN you didnt enjoy our wedding? Husband If Id written a book it would have been much better Anon