How Santa Gets All the Chimneys

1. So Christmas is only a night away.Ive come around a long long way.Last year I didnt make it far.I was so close though I gnar! If only I didnt fall asleep last minute Ive probably seen the magical scene of Santa Clauss visit.2. This year I am ready to make it happen and this is not a groundless hope.364 days and 14 hours of preparedness should cope.(scaffolding taping Aerodynamic encounters Spiking with cold water A duster buster Playlist blaster)3.No I am not falling asleep!Oh I am not...zzz4. Woughhhhh-Startled from a screeching sound I pop my eyes open. Things seem quiet as normal but I promise I heard somethin.I move as quickly and quietly to check if I am not mistaken.5.I was right! Every single thing in the house is very slightly in its tilt! Chink! Clack! Squeak!There goes another clatter.Then the entire house tips over even more.Something is seriously going wrong I patter.I must fix whatever it is before it whacks Christmas forevermore.6.Swiftly through my secret passage Up I go to look out for any damage. 7.Then I feel a sudden chill. No its not the winter nip!My heart starts pounding hard. No climbing up was easier than zip!I think I am not the only one up here oh my!On a night before Christmas who would possibly be on someone elses roof and why?8. Aaahhh-If you are a monster a werewolf-ster a ghost-in-turn Jack O Lantern a zombie a villain newbie a notorious pirate the worlds baddest guy candidate a scary bear an alligator a grownup vampire a toddler vampire a baby vampire or mummies that never expire GET LOST!!!9.What if I am none of them? a surprisingly cheerful voice responses.Out of a shadowy roof comes a dark gigantic figure to my squint open eyes.