HOW TO ARCHER

Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book I’ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously you won’t be as good at it as I am but that’s because you’re you and I’m Sterling Archer. I know I know it sucks not being me. But don’t beat yourself up about it because I’m going to show you all the good stuff—what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and when necessary men); how to beat up men (and when necessary women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they’re dead they’re just hookers) and everything about weapons secret devices lying ex-girlfriends and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.