How to Backwash

<p>Have you a hankerin' to take a look-see inside the disturbed mind of a <strong>middle-class millennial living in America in 2024</strong> as she ineffectually attempts to juggle <strong>parenting substance abuse romantic relationships mental illness</strong> and the <em>bad joke</em> that we call <strong>everyday life</strong>?</p><p></p><p>Inside <strong>How to Backwash</strong> you will find one hundred and eleven provocative and controversial haiku that are sure to make you: <strong>cringe grin roll your eyes tear up curse my mother moan out loud chortle uncontrollably cause your anal sphincter to tighten write a strongly worded letter</strong> and much much more!</p><p></p><p><strong>How to Backwash: A Collection of Haiku</strong> is now available! Do not wait<strong> buy this book right now!</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Shawna Kay Anderson</strong> is a cashier living in the Pacific Northwest with her partner their two kids and Gussie the golden doodle.</p><p></p><p>Genres: <strong>satire poetry humor nonfiction comedy adult humor memoir </strong></p><p></p><p>Shawna has poetry published in <strong><em>Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul: The Real Deal</em></strong>.</p><p></p><p>She writes and performs stand-up comedy and hip-hop music using the stage name Shawna Kay.</p><p></p><p>Sagg rising Virgo moon Gemini sun. Self-proclaimed chocolate peanut butter creamed ice addict. <strong>INFP.</strong></p>